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Volume 47

August 17, 2007 to October 2, 2007

 

Self-Portrait

I drew my mouth funny.

So a Girl walks into a Bar with an Ice Cream Cone...

I wish I had a witty punchline for this.

I also wish she wasn't talking to that guy all night.

Marriage

At IKEA, waiting for some large furniture.

Waiting at IKEA

(enter elevator music here)

Dr. Stephan Hoeller

It's not only common courtesy to turn off your cell phone, but I'm sure there's a saber sheathed in his cane.

I don't think he got any that night.